Vincent Valentine

jeffroex @ 2005-07-08T22:59:00

2005-07-09T05:59:56Z

I still kick more ass than all of you. Combined. I can still rock it harder than anyone. EVAR.

Just in case anybody out there thought they were pulling ahead. :D

jeffroex @ 2005-06-20T12:11:00

2005-06-20T19:11:22Z

We're in.

Just so everyone knows...

2005-06-06T03:40:16Z

I am so very proud of my Carly. She has made it through two of the toughest years that anybody could go through. She has achieved academicly, grown and matured emotionally, and above all that has stuck by my side through thick and thin. She is studying her ass off right now, and I hope she knows just how much she means to me. I'm more excited about the next few months then I have ever been in my entire life. Keep up the awsome work babe...you're my inspiration!!!!

jeffroex @ 2005-05-30T17:27:00

2005-05-31T00:29:15Z

Listen up bitches.

Carly and I just got done spending two days, and $2100 dollars on new stuff for the pad. It's gonna be the spot. So recognize.

jeffroex @ 2005-05-23T22:04:00

2005-05-24T05:07:34Z

It's a sad day when you come to the conclusion that you want the rest of your life to be the polar oppisite of your mother's. In other words, I hope that whatever was in her gene pool skips my generation. She is the most doped up, pity me, pyschotic bitch I think I have ever met. Hopefully after this June, I won't have to see much of her again.

The End.

And for the record...

2005-04-27T06:40:02Z

DONNIE DARKO SUCKS DICK!!!!

Gamestop/EB merger

2005-04-20T05:13:54Z

Gamestop bought out EB Games. This means that there will be four Gamestop stores in the federal way/auburn area and four in Tukwilla.

WORD!!!!

jeffroex @ 2005-03-16T08:43:00

2005-03-16T16:44:50Z

If the GAWDDAMNMOTHERFUCKINGPIECEOFSHITWOODPECKER pounds on my corner of the house one more morning, I'm going to shoot the fucker with a bbgun.

I hope none of you were fans of Woody Woodpecker, because I'm gonna deep fry his ass and serve him with some sweet and sour sauce.

jeffroex @ 2005-03-08T12:36:00

2005-03-08T20:37:06Z

I just busted out my final project. 35% of my final grade. Had all quarter to do it. Did it in 3 hours. And it's gonna kill everybody elses. Boo-yah, bitches.

Elvis

2005-02-09T20:17:45Z

I've been downloading some Elvis music...mostly live in Las Vegas stuff.

Dude is the frickin' man.

Heck yes.

Ric Flair

2005-02-08T06:06:19Z

Ric Flair has been wrestling longer then I've been alive. In fact, he's still wresting. IN FACT...I'll have to live for two extra years after he retires before I'll have lived as long as he has been wrestling. Dude has been wrestling for 27 years.

And he's still slapping out the knife edge chops.

He's still slapping on the figure four to perfection.

He's still giving the 'WHOO'S!!!'

I remember back in the late 80's, my friends older brother would say..."Gawd damn, Flair is still wrestling? He needs to retire already!!!"

I remember in the late 90's, I was saying the same thing.

Now my friends younger brother is saying it.

There's something to be said for ol' Naitch.

jeffroex @ 2005-02-02T19:22:00

2005-02-03T03:53:56Z

Dear Lord,

Why did you put me in this Word for Retards class? I have looked at more videos, more useless crap on ebay, and livejournals from 2002 since I started this class. On top of that, I never thought I'd be in a class where people would raise there hands when asked who isn't comfortable with using the internet. On top of that, it has taken me 40 minutes to finish this entry because I was looking at condos and got distracted.

In closing, please end this torture quickly, so I can go eat subway.

Your faithful servent,

The Fro

jeffroex @ 2005-01-25T21:03:00

2005-01-26T05:24:02Z

In case anybody was wondering, I'm still alive. Shit is pretty much the same, but here's an update for all my fans out there.

Carly and I are still together and still kicking ass. She will be moving up here in the summer, so things should be even smoother sailing then before. I'm sluffing off at school only because I'm almost done with Highline and these last classes are so mundane that I want to poke my eyes out with superheated screw-drivers. I'm mean seriously...it's like 'Microsoft Word for those who have never used a keyboard.' And 'Second grade addition with numbers less then 20.' Working for Moneytree is the same ol' shit. I get paid halfway decent to rip people off...with a smile on my face none the less.

I am having a hard time fathoming a system of government which takes the tax money of those with no children and use no government programs and gives it to people who 'decide' to have children. Seriously. I won't name names, but a certain person or people at my work paid less then $1,200 dollars in income tax and are getting a 'return' of $6,000. I paid $2,700 in income tax last year and I am seeing a return of a tad less then $1,100. The part that keeps pissing me off the most is that I keep hearing about how they want 'their' money. IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING MONEY!!! YOU DIDN'T EARN IT!!! ALL YOU DID WAS TAKE YOUR HOO-HAH OR YOUR CHA-CHA DILLY OUT AND GET KNOCKED UP OR KNOCKED SOMEONE UP!!!

On top of that, it's not your money. It's mine. It didn't come from your taxes. It came from mine. So STFU already about getting your money. And quit telling me I'll understand once I have kids. I won't. Because I'll be so successful, and Carly will be right there with me that we won't have to wait for a tax return to take care of our children. We'll be able to provide plus more. A tax return will be couch change to us. We won't have to wait for 'our' money before we can take our children someplace nice or get them nice clothes or pamper ourselves or go to a nice restauraunt. No. Because we will earn what is ours and pull on the coat tails of society asking for a handout.

I also have been building my video game collection up quite a bit. I have added a GBA SP...which rocks...along with Final Fantasy Dawn of Souls and The Legend of Zelda - The Minish Cap. Both of which rock. The collection is so freaking big that I have to move to a five shelf bookcase rather then a two. Carly rocked it for christmas and hooked up Metroid Prime 2 and Metal Gear Solid - The Twin Snakes.

Eric, if you read this...I'm still after that R.O.B. that I know you have around somewhere.

Carly turns 20 tommorrow, so ya'll show her some love. We don't have any solid plans because school and life is so fucking hectic...but somehow we'll get it done. Plus once she moves up here and we're in together we'll be able to plan things alot better. And cook. Because I know the girl wants to get her cook on with a fury.

Kodi, if you read this...I.O.U. and Carly a poker night. Sorry I bitched out during the cold snap, but I've driven a few too many times over the past two years in this type of weather. I think I have a serious aversion to it. I had to drive from Corvallis to Maple Valley in 20 degree weather last year. It took almost 10 hours for a four hour drive. Ever since then, I'm chillin it easy. But it will be made up to you.

Just so everyone knows, I was at Appocolypse on new years eve. It was just as chaotic as you may have heard. However I wanted to make sure Carly got to see Darude at least once. I in no way support Jerree...or Gerry...or whoever the fuck he is...and I actully don't really give two shits about raver politics anyways. But I know there is some bad blood between him and his associates and some of my good friends. So I don't want anyone thinking I have jumped ship. I'll back my boys up and you know this.

Finally...I'm tottally training to be a cage fighter. I plan on taking some Brazillin Jiu Jitsu and builing an octagon ring in my back yard. Anybody who wants an assbeating can email me and we'll set it up. UFC rules apply. My training partner and I have been working long and hard watching videos of UFC fighters and have decided that it looks like we can do it too. So just bring it.

Hope you all enjoyed this. Next update should be in a year or so.

Signing off,
Jeff(ro)

R.I.P. Johnny Carson. You always were one of my idols. I remember watching the Tonight Show with you before I remember watching Big Bird.

jeffroex @ 2005-01-12T22:07:00

2005-01-13T06:10:33Z

You can't fucking phaze me. This shit don't even graze me. Knock me down, and I'm back up again. I haven't even broken my stride yet. What do you have next? It better be more then what it's been so far, because you haven't even made me think twice about it all. That's right bitches...I'm the original comeback kid.

Emotions...

2004-11-27T08:30:04Z

Are the best and the worst gift that I've ever been given. Best because they make life as wonderful as it is. Worst because right now, because of them I feel like shit.

jeffroex @ 2004-11-13T06:41:00

2004-11-13T14:44:26Z

God fucking damnit.

jeffroex @ 2004-10-05T00:47:00

2004-10-05T07:49:50Z

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...*taps forhead*

jeffroex @ 2004-09-27T21:38:00

2004-09-28T04:48:47Z

So apparently, I am a lazy, annoying, inattentive slug who needs to get his act together. This coming from a few different people. Really excellent way to start my fall term. Just got to keep on keepin on, yo!!! *Dell dude thumbs up*

jeffroex @ 2004-08-31T00:00:00

2004-08-31T07:01:47Z

Sorry you struck out, sausage link. If it's any consolation, my life is great!!!

jeffroex @ 2004-08-06T21:35:00

2004-08-07T04:35:07Z

Got to go see my Carly. It was most needed. It was the best ten days of my life. Except for breaking out in a sweat during a memorial, which caused pit stains the size of Montana to form. Eh. I miss her even more now. I know she's the woman I will spend the rest of my life with. :D

Livejournal bores me. How do you bitches find the time to write all this crap?

Pictures to follow. Maybe.

jeffroex @ 2004-07-19T21:34:00

2004-07-20T04:34:25Z

The internet sucks balls these days.

jeffroex @ 2004-07-02T22:59:00

2004-07-03T05:59:04Z

Eighteen years ago...I saved the land of Hyrule from the clutches of the evil Ganon. Together with the aid of the heroic Link, we rescued the Princess Zelda and put the pieces of the triforce back in their rightful places.

Today, I did it again. I beat the original Legend of Zelda.

I am the nerd.

jeffroex @ 2004-06-26T08:33:00

2004-06-26T15:32:45Z

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jeffroex @ 2004-06-21T22:03:00

2004-06-22T05:03:07Z

Hey ya'll. It's my birthday tommorrow. So like...uhhhhh...don't forget to show your favorite Jeffro some love.

jeffroex @ 2004-06-19T20:27:00

2004-06-20T03:26:51Z

c4rly is gone. We spent all year together. :) I'm happy that we made it, against all odds. Sad that I can't see her for thirty-five days. But happy that I will be going up to see her. :)

So yeah...maybe going to USC, but looking very doubtful. Bigger update later. Just lettin' ya'll know that I am still alive.